Wait, so you would wear a fedora in a job interview? Did anyone actually hire you, ever? What were you interviewing for, jazz trumpeter?

Why don’t they?

I’ve had four convertibles and my Galaxie is still my favorite.

Wow, I was thinking about the exact same business model. A small fleet of nice but not priceless cars, like dime-a-dozen 60s Mustangs, Cadillac convertibles, 70s SLs, fake GTOs, maybe some 50s non-tri-fives. Oh well.

I don’t really follow football, so after about the fifth reference I had to Google Paxton Lynch to see what he looks like. I literally laughed out loud.

After a long guys’ weekend I arrived at the Myrtle Beach airport visibly hung over. The guy at the desk complimented me on my Mets shirt, asked if I was from NY (yep), was I down for the weekend (Yep, and I’m feeling it now). He laughed and upgraded me. Best thing the Mets had done for me in years.

Yeah... a couple years ago I put some effort into working out and eating right and dropped a bunch of weight and inches. And came to the realization that a decent pair of dress pants was infinitely more comfortable than jeans. Overtime, though, I put on some pounds and work kept getting more casual to the point…

Because the left considers theirs to be the standard, consensus, moderate worldview. Anyone who disagrees with them on anything from the right is a racist/nazi/somethingphobe.

I am thorough uninterested in the whole Supercar genre. The thing about 911s that gets me is how many guys bring them to cars-and-coffee, local car shows. Surrounded by custom-built hot rods, lovingly maintained classics, and rebuilt oddballs, there’s Rick standing next to a two-year-old sports car that is the same…

You ever sit in the back seat? I’ve sat on wooden church pews that were more comfortable.

I’ve had a base model for 13 years. No problems with it other than a weird warranty repair. I like how it looks, it’s plenty peppy enough for riding around town, I can fit a ton of stuff in it... and did I mention I got it new for $11,000?

Drinking milk with anything other than cookies is just awful for me. I s till remember the first time I had dinnner at a friend’s house in 3rd grade. They served spaghetti with jar sauce (ugh), with glasses of milk. It made me slightly nauseous. On the plus side it’s been the impetus for 40+ years of jokes among my…

I used to travel for work a lot, and I would regularly extend the trips for an extra day or so because no one was keeping tabs on me so it was free. I treasured those days. I would do whatever I wanted - sightseeing, driving around and stopping wherever I felt like, ballgames, movies, shopping... I once spent 1-1/2…

It looks like the Red Skull’s car from the first Captain America movie!

A coworker has eclipse glasses and was letting everyone have a look. It was neat for about 4 seconds, and then I had to stand around making awkward small talk with coworkers. So on the whole, meh.

Wow, I honestly had no idea. We were just gonna buy one ‘cause they looked cool. I’ve never off-roaded in my life.

A car is a necessity in most of NYC. There’s a lot more to it than Manhattan and Hipster Brooklyn. If he lives in Canarsie, or Marine Park, or Red Hook or any of dozens of other Brooklyn neighborhoods there are no subways nearby. Ditto for most of Queens and the Bronx, and virtually all of Staten Island (where I’ve…

I see these things DD’ed all over. I planned on surprising my wife with a used one (she always liked them) to commute with until I saw how pricey they remain. Are they really that big a deal?

My daughter’s friend pronounced it “Chipotuhl” which we found hilarious and started calling it that. Just like when Mom warned your face would stay that way, it stuck and now more often than not I say it incorrectly and look like an idiot.

If Simms didn’t get hurt, and won a second super bowl, he’s in the Hall of Fame. Ditto if the idiot Giants hadn’t cut him despite having plenty left in the tank because they didn’t want to admit wasting a pick on Dave Fucking Brown.