Kudos to this nimrod for coming up with an even dumber excuse than “I was hacked!!”

Maybe I’m preaching to the wrong crowd I have no idea... But I am a 32 year old male dude who watches sports. Shouldn’t I be right smack in the middle of Barstool’s wheelhouse?

He had issues with the kneeling. All the white coaches in the nfl had issues - none kneeled or spoke in support. Not one. He’s talking white, snorting white, while moralizing over black men, and blowing coke off (redacted) black women.

OK. That’s just young enough to have missed it. Do you remember Bobby Jimmy (Yup, you read that right. It is Russ Parr.)

Look, without Jheri Curls we wouldn’t have Coming to America or Frenchie from In Living Color or HollyWood Shuffle . Personally, I wouldn’t have had a strange man chasing me around Winn-Dixie because my Jheri Curl made me look like Countess Vaughn’s twin. We take the god with the bad and the shower cap with the drip.

If that’s not him* hitting a dopey racist—cool.

Came here to say rode hard and put up wet! The only appropriate descriptor.

My name is Panama Jackson and I approve this message.

Quick piece of advice - Don’t have heroes

Go home Mike, you’re drunk.

Seriously, I’m 34, and I’ve been seeing some gray hairs (and, inexplicably, some red hairs) and the advent of crow’s feet, etc... but any worries I might have had are out the damn window. 32? Jesus, evil really does pickle you.

I’m no Michael Jordan-the-man fan. But this is huge and deserving of praise.

Kellyanne loos like she’s had a hard ass life...Jesus!

It hasn’t been a year...

If you have a twitter account, tweet to Albertson’s and Miller Brewing that you’ll no longer purchase their products/shop at their stores while they are partnered with the Dallas Cowboys. Advertisers really do bow to pressure on social media—they may not terminate their partnership but they’ll put pressure on Jerry…

You see on the one hand, the new version of the policy seems like a hugely cynical attempt to stifle legitimate, peaceful protest and retain the status quo for disgusting rich white men, but on the other hand, the old version of the policy spelled “ensure” wrong. Feels like there’s blame on both sides here.

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

Yak and Black and Milds.

CR is only slightly better than Hennessy because of those reusable, velvet bags that can carry all manner of cool shit after removing the bottle.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.