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I will never not star this.

Always.

Oh, I’m sorry, are there actual human beings living on Jupiter like there were in America in 1492?

Ok so—this is one of the FEW times that a non-black person kinda-culturally-appropriating something that is *mostly* ours is ok with me. I say that because a very progressive, blunt and open-minded Asian blogger that I follow posted this same story yesterday. He refained from offering his opinions and urged others to

2. You’re eating grits and someone asks if you want sugar.

“You can get anything in Brooklyn. You can buy a rocket launcher, a velvet photo of Martin Luther King shaking hands with Tupac or Chinese dreadlocks all on the same block.”

I guess the little neo-Nazi snowflakes should steer clear of Inglourious Basterds.

Clearly you’re not a person who eats tuna salad. Mayo is necessary for this. Granted, it doesn’t need a lot of mayo, because mayo is revolting but you can’t have dry tuna fish; that’s just wrong.

There are no black time travelers because really what year would go back TO? I might go back to 2013 because I maintained 8% bodyfat for almost a year and got laid like fucking crazy for some reason I can’t duplicate but really, that’s about it.

my boss is former marine and LAPD who can’t let go of the good ol’ days. he sent out a company wide email on the “disrespectful” nfl players (coincidentally a day before 45's statements). i wear my Kap jersey to work every casual Friday and on days i feel the spirit move me, i wear my schools not prisons shirt.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

Irrelevant to your initial statement. I need a sexist white athlete getting away with bullshit as you posited. Not a racist retweet from 5 years ago. Unless you are implying Cam had researched her twitter and was being sexist as a response.

I don’t get the agent’s argument here. Why not just have your guy apologize, promise to “speak with the reporter about being better” then just take the lumps?

PERSONAL FOUL! Illegal body check.

YES! Fucking AWESOME.

A 4chan user that is both klan member adjacent and a child predator? All of us over here in normal land are shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Boy.

I was going to ask. I don’t think I’ve seen an Olympic level gymnast, male or female, perform in glasses.

Those glasses! That’s some baller Jay Bell shit right there.

This is dumb. You don’t need to have played football to talk about football, the same way you don’t need to have been a number to be a mathematician.