My president is Barack Hussein Obama II. I don’t know who this fraudulent con artist residing in the White House is.   

Speedy recovery, funny man. 

Good for them. I like them as a couple. 

Not hard to infiltrate when you're allowed in. 

I can't say that those are the 15 greatest, but it's a worthy representation of what the greatest should look like. 

I constantly let my 3 year old that she’s the brightest student in her class. And I won’t stop until she graduates from Stanford. 

It's only a rivalry if both sides win. 

And they take turns being it. 

Original or Spicy, I need to know because lunch is approaching. 

“Sure baby, you can look through my phone”

No Posdnuos, no list.

Sometimes it makes me sad though– Obama being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more gray and empty that…

Color me shocked. Shocked I say!

When in doubt, a quick shot to the throat. Hard to talk shit when you’re trying to find your next breath.

Welp. Bye. 

They'll choose his new alternative "news" channel. Straight forward information from the Supreme Leaders mouth. 

They’re white. 

Come Nov. 2020 I’ll vote for any of them.

We were led to believe that Law Enforcement was the cream that rises to the top. We now know that shit floats as well. 

1) My first family forever.