Tots and Pears for these bastards. 

Fuck him, his family and anyone that gets within reach of smacking the shit out of him and doesn’t do it.

That is one stylish dude. I dig him. 

Trump is the uncle that can’t be left alone with kids...

Clippercide is an aerosol designed for clippers.

There’s this stuff called clippercide/barbicide....

All skinfolk ain’t kinfolk... We know this. 

This is why I drink Whiskey; Uncle Nearest at this time.

I was hard-headed as a child....I still am. And I still haven’t learned. Damn. 

+1 for the Slipknot reference. And yeah, take away the theatrics and they are a truly shitty band.

Sometimes it makes me sad though– Obama being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more gray and empty that…

Is Alabama trying to become the undisputed Bass Akwards state? Because they’re doing a pretty good go at it. 

He’s growing his hair out, give ‘em a break. 

I’d hang out with them. The GOP? Not so much. 

Wait a sec, tell us more about the spaghetti.

One day Candace Owens will be on the side of the road trying to fix the tire on her ‘86 Corolla.

They’ll still shoot us.

Bruh was only 51. Ladies and gents, please start eating and living better.

The cup is legit. 

If you’re just dropping the kids off, no problem. If you’re there to conduct business then I agree (to an extent) .