“I don’t care what Calgary or Vegas or San Jose has to say about it..”

“Normally, VAR robbing a player of a chance to celebrate what was likely the biggest goal of his entire life would be a shame, but Dennis’s “shot” was so flukey that in this case VAR was right to spoil it.”

Scott WcGavin -“Governor Wolf, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

Interesting to note the differences between major sports in this country. In the NBA, a wider Barkley lead to diminishing returns.

I don’t have to imagine, I’ve had sex.

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AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

You should go use Canada’s superior healthcare system to cure that butthurt.

Please man, as an engineer don’t tell this guy he has any idea what he is doing.

Many early NASA designs for the Space Shuttle had a significantly smaller orbiter with a much smaller payload bay - or none at all - and very stubby wings. The boost stages were accordingly smaller and far more reusable. The trouble NASA ran into was getting funding for all of this. After Armstrong planted the flag,…

ETOPS are now at the 330 minutes mark on the A350. The GE90 (B777), for instance, has more power than all of the A340-300’s engines combined, a reliability rate of 99,7% and a glorious, unmistakable spool up sound... Kinda hard to beat

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

You didn’t win in 1812.

I'm not gonna feign fake outrage or anything, but if you are going to make a joke about a dude dying on the field, at least come with a quality joke.

Not many refs would give a red card for that, hell many wouldn’t even give a yellow. Only what happens after makes it look more serious. A play like that happens very often in soccer. Very unfortunate turn of events all in all.

In no way is that a red card.

I didn’t see any shit come out of his arm

Jerome Boateng: September 3, 1988—May 6, 2015