I had a few gummies and laughed my head off for three hours straight. Best time of my life.

I don’t think she wants your sympathy. She wants her psycho ex to leave her alone.

You should watch Leah Remini’s show on Scientology. People living on Scientology property are not rich. They are forced to pay exorbitant fees to the church for classes and e-meter readings so they can climb to the top the ladder (only to learn that their religion is sci-fi bullshit that tells them that they can read…

So she was a white Janet Jackson rip-off! Love the perm.

Must be Minnesota. I’m waiting for the heat wave of 15 degrees on sunday to make plans to leave my home.

Atlanta, it’s running right now

It’s a pretty lame mall. No Williams and Sonoma.

Ten to one this is a mental illness issue. He’s at the age when schizophrenia can manifest.

He's not so much a stallion as a bald My Little Pony.

Andy handled that like a master. Was she expecting a different response than the one she had already received multiple times? Such a lunatic narcissist.

I don't think a husband and father who has no interest in being with his family makes for a dream life.

When will we see the 99% riot outside Heather's palace?

“I’ll eat a slice of pizza once a year”?????? The insanity.

That is one ugly quilt

My husband ordered Jonathan’s “dirt”, and when it arrived in the mail, I laughed hysterically and gave him gallons of shit. I’m a little freaked out that my husband: 1) wears hair “product”, and 2) knows who Jonathan is. (He watched the show with me).

I don't think Dateline said anything about her taking the paddle away! I can't imagine he would willingly give her the paddle, so she probably fought it for him before he drowned. Allegedly.

Wow. A normal-sized upper lip. We haven't seen that on Miss Thing in quite some time.

I thought the tacky blue wine glasses were far more shocking than the terroristic threats and poop story.

My 11 year old could write a better song. I only made it halfway through the video. I just can’t with this. Who exactly is her fan base? It must be quite easy to get a number one dance hit.

I felt sorry for her in her sad little kitchen with the guy who won't marry her.