The sentence is death...by exile!

She should jump on it now, become the face of filling your britches. All “Hi, I’m Sharon Osbourne. Every year thousands of celebrities get high and pack a hot lunch in their underpants. Won’t you help?”

For a moment I thought they’d made a sequel to Harry and the Hendersons.

“Westworld, meanwhile, was unjustly canceled a few months after airing its fourth season”

No. Say what you will about the baffling decision to pull the finished shows off of the streaming service, but cancelling Westworld was an entirely justified decision, give that it was very bad and its audience had cratered.

On the plus side, I will be saving $15 a month not paying for HBO Max as part of my own broader financial review!

Director snatch?

That reminds me, I gotta get the keys back from that bald fuck-up.

“I tend to take myself a little too seriously sometimes.” — Zoe Saldana.

I have a similar problem: directors won’t trust me with the script because they are afraid I will shred it into nesting material.

She was the George Harrison of Fleetwood Mac.

I’ve never even been to Pandemia!

Planes, Trains & Automobiles is one of my favorite movies and my family watches it yearly, but please don’t steal one of the only Thanksgiving films there is away from the least represented of the big 3 holidays. Steve Martin’s character is trying to get home for Thanksgiving not Christmas. This and A Charlie Brown…

So, you’re saying there’s a chance?

The Kill Bill Cosby Show

Hey now, macho military fantasy movies are legitimate cinema because they’re about macho military mans and the women who love them!

I feel like all these old men should form a club where they can find the best clouds to yell at, go the fuck over there and keep their dumb opinions to themselves.

Dipping his toe in the tv pool makes a lot of sense. Pulling off a great show is an amazing feet, but anyone is gonna be a shoe-in, it’s him. I feel like when you put as much heart and sole into your films as QT does, you have to take some time to heel when it’s done. I wonder if it’ll be serious or, like his films,…