I’m sure there are extremely detailed and copious records detailing the amount of work still necessary to hammer the film into its current form post 2019.  So much work.

“Aging out of the demo”. We all know where that highway goes to. You’re on a road to nowhere.

Four episodes of continuity, House of Secrets story, four episodes of continuity, House of Mystery story, season finale.  Somebody pay me a lot of money.  The rest of you can thank me.

Voted “Most Likely to Drag Someone Around By Their Testicles in High School" in high school was Kevin Spacey.

Girlfriend, I can't decide which one I'm more over.  Jon Hamm or Fargo.  Ooh snap, I said it.  Cut the check!

These negotiations had to have devolved into at least a shouting match, right?

Hey! This looks really good. I hope they can find a way to incorporate the tangentially related short stories. The self contained “A Prayer for Mad Sweeney” was the finest offerings from the American Gods series.  One or two stand alone episodes per season would be welcome.

“that the cool girl at school doesn’t think she’s cool because of her brownness and Muslimness and otherness. “

We could have had another three seasons of Legends of Tomorrow for this budget!

“You know what they say: You’ve never really experienced St. Paddy’s until you’ve done it with a tablet-equipped chimpanzee. “

“It’s easy for people to roll their eyes

a Cageaissance, if you will.

Granted the frog does request it, but can a human being ever truly receive consent for this type of intimate contact with an amphibian?

I’d like the...teaser menu. 7 exquisite little dishes, ‘tastes’ if you will, designed to keep your taste buds hovering on the brink of anticipation.

One more to come full circle.

Looking back, now that I’ve sobered up, its definitely forty bucks well spent but I could have probably sealed the deal without the blow job.

She is...crossing the road. That is enough.

I’m pretty sure Solitaire would be one of those ‘teen age girls (all of them) take off their tops (completely) for no apparent reason’ type of movies. I've heard about.

I saw that header picture and thought, "oh lord, they're turning Frank Miller loose on The Spirit again."