I'm pretty sure you can make $689.00 per hour in your own home!  Here's how...

So...reruns of Columbo? Has the phony late night “interview” format run its course?

That video exists of her final moments and is posted on the internet is unsettling.  That people are moved to click and watch even more so.

Its "Legolas."

“Separate but cohesive" is just a pretty way to say "Apartheid." Boycotting this film, starting a campaign.

“To tell the story of Elvis through Colonel Tom Parker, played by Tom Hanks—the Rolls Royce of actors.”

Hope.  The last; cruelest of them all.  The one with bitter, stinging wings.

The best stunts?  The best damn car chases?  Sure.  We can have that conversation.  The best actors?  Come on.

What did you pull from my brief post that made you assume I was hoping for...well, anything?

Are his mental health issues actually being played for laughs?

“...to bring El Muerto to life..."  Points !

Elizabeth II is the oldest British monarch and the longest reigning British monarch.  She brought us into the 21st century. They saved the best for last. When the old girl goes, its time to shut it down. We don’t need to watch a completely useless set of elites interacting and breeding for entertainment purposes…

Knock it back to 144 characters, disable attachments and links.  Tell me what you had for lunch.  Share the punchline of your carefully constructed joke.  Twitter used to be the haiku of social media.

“And when I go, I’ll die of plaster casting love." The Hospital Song, 10cc.

What if it was Bill Murray being Jeff Garlin?

“Being Mortal,” an aborted project from 2022,  had been set to be Ansari’s directorial feature debut.

This just in: Bone falls apart; joke writes itself!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles if beer, they take some down and pass it around...and absolutely nobody knows how many bottles of beer are left on the wall.  

Please.  Florida already knows you don't fuck with The Mouse.

Let’s go to the judges and...yes. Either way your kids are scarred for life. Nice.