I have the body of an athele!   (...and when he sees what I've done to it...)

He said, "Okay.  I'll bite."

After the opening number of Springtime for Hitler, as people are streaming out ashen faced, somebody laughs at LSD’s improvised, stoned Hitler shtick. Then someone else cries out, “Hey everyone! FUNNY!” The crowd streams back in newly reduced to tearful hilarity.

My biggest laugh out loud Fred Willard moment is him dying in the space shuttle in 'Review ' and likely has nothing at all to do with Fred Willard.

That song about the two cats you can pretty much blame for any domestic disaster came up in my iPod shuffle yesterday (no idea how it got there) and it was really fun!

How was his hair?

Draw blood...

Celebrities! They’re just like tweets! People encounter them constantly! Most of them we don’t need to see! But when you get a good one... ooo whee!! CELEBRITIES!

‘Legends of Tomorrow?'  What's that supposed to mean?

“the Coen will overwhelm the mediocrity”

He wasn't gay.  He was a whoopsie.

(20 seconds of hyper accelerated keyboard clacking...)

“This seem to be as good a place as any... “

THE GOGGINS!  HE DOES NOTHING!

“They’re not allowed to lie.” “ They do work for us. “

“Quincy Jones is going to get less money from the Michael Jackson estate than he was supposed to get before”

“Other fake Native Americans include... " Really?  Not going there?

Don't know what to make of this Clausen pickle.