I remember when sex used to take 20 seconds, now it feels like like 5, even six minutes....I have G.I. Joes to play with, let’s wrap this up, peen.

I hear you. Like I’m gonna do math on a Sunday night.

What in the actual hell are you trying to prove with this comment?

They tried repeatedly. But every time they got close to making progress, it was De Ja Vu all over again.

That list only adds up to a half million, where did the other 2 mill go? Also being crooked 101, don’t screw over the book keeper

Counterpoint: Ryan Lotche

Lochte’s affable, energetic, cute and dim. It should be obvious he’s just completing his transition to golden retriever.

*Googles Zork*

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

2 drinks sounds like the appropriate thing to do in a professional setting or around family, but if you’re around friends etc isn’t it kind of acceptable to have....I don’t know? Twice that?! I’m a small girl and can have 4 glasses of wine before anyone might think that I'm tipsy. And alcoholic makes people feel more…

2 drinks doesn’t sound like much of a party.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

And he’s the second most qualified presidential candidate this election cycle.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

‘Business are “throw money at it” situations most of the time’ = something I agree with. BUT! Businesses using that “throw money at it” case in a smart way or to hire engineers = “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no.” Over the last 5 years I have worked at, and now for, as a consultant, companies that make billions of dollars…

We’re assuming we know what Niantic wants. Maybe they want a game people can enjoy and they can force to play the right way. Maybe they knew it was a flash in the pan. Maybe they’re working on something bigger like V.2. Maybe they’re annoyed by the pissy, immature gamers so prevalent in the gaming community.

A company spending money to make money... *Does not compute*

Here’s the thing. I heard they made something like $10 million/day at one point. Hire someone. Now. A lot of someones. They weren’t ready for this game to explode like it did. They need more hands on deck now. The money is there.

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…