*bows in deference*

I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

Seemed very well sourced article with valid opinions backed up by facts regarding Kasich.

What do you think astronauts do? All they do is romance aliens while having laser battles. They just have to tell us that they sit in a metal box in the sky doing math because the alien laser romances are classified.

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

I had completely forgotten about Ryan Lochte. Jeah! Super excited for Rio now! Jeah Jeah!

That’s because you’re so real and honest and you don’t care what anyone else thinks about you. Coolest dude.

How good is the AARP discount at Golden Corral?

Wait. Am I supposed to not like this? I can never keep track of what thing that I secretly like but I’m supposed to crap on in public discussions.

whatever haters this game looks fun as HELL. SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

Who invited this fucking guy?

Yup, truly murdering Marcy is reserved for the PC master race.

Here Here!

Here Here!

Or if you sign up with this link on Anker’s site, you get $30 to spend

Or if you sign up with this link on Anker’s site, you get $30 to spend

I recommended the Anker SoundCore for the last one of these so I’m just going to go ahead and recommend the Anker SoundBuds for this one. Most of my friends now have them after my recommendation. They do everything you could want for $26 on Amazon.

I recommended the Anker SoundCore for the last one of these so I’m just going to go ahead and recommend the Anker…

The said you could fit a surf board inside the car during the reveal. That’s a pretty long, awkwardly sized item if you ask me.

How about you buy a car that fits your needs then...
99% of people don’t want to fit adult bicycles into their economy cars

I’m not sure you can fit a mtb or normal 26" wheeled bike back there, even if it had a hatch.

I can’t put a bike in my Honda civic’s trunk....I guess Honda should discontinue the car as it clearly will never sell.....

ditto, same sale probably. really good sound, stupid simple, well made, not hideous to gimmicky looking.

ditto, same sale probably. really good sound, stupid simple, well made, not hideous to gimmicky looking.