Look this is obviously all bullshit.

this idea where artists owe their culture any more than their art is gross and increasingly pervasive

plus he too smol

I just mean that he’s going to be locked in to that franchise well into his decline, I don’t have an axe to grind against Matt Ryan. I also don’t value QBR as a stat; if you’re taking QBR as a meaningful stat, Jameis IS that guy.

This is beyond weird. If it was a decent legacy or roster I would understand but it seems like he’s addicted to mediocre ballclubs. The only thing I can think is he sees a retirement-age Drew Brees, a destroyed Cam, and an Eli Manning situation in Atlanta, and thinks he can coach well enough to win the division in the…

russ missed some key throws early and late

Not to mention the breathless quote at the end about how this is just going to make things worse for all female gamers... I mean, really? Is it? Or is this just some nonsense quote that makes the spirit of the article hew closer to the original? The uh... wrong original. Totally wrong. How can a story draw the same…

the future of content is content

ok but i’m his manager.

whoa man, what about his grit and poise?

Browns have been tough af down the stretch and the Ravens are 6-1 since Lamar has started so I feel like it’s not that much of an oversell.

so they go to the playoffs again and obliterate a low seed and promptly step on their own dicks when it counts

the song objectively sucks

I feel like Witten is the really terrible one here. One gem from a fried Wittenbot CPU: ‘When you think about what he does and the way he does it, it’s great because it’s just so unique.’ Even he didn’t seem to have any idea who the fuck he was talking about.

To be honest, the ‘we coasted way too hard’ part of this equation was probably Fallout 4. This was ‘we conned a bunch of rubes into buying a game that has been universally panned by those who have played it’ - but it says CANVAS in the description so I can’t blame those rubes for being upset.

Maybe there’s an aspect to this I’m not seeing but if there’s just a dozen of them, how much longer was this tribe gonna last? They would all have to be pretty related and inbred by now, correct? I can’t see how speeding that along by idk, 30 years? Is the greatest anthropological disaster in human history.

I guess you could call what happened here the physical transformation of a life

Who told him it was Black Friday?

The graphic novel changed my life and the movie was terrible. He takes it panel-by-panel for most of the movie including the action scenes (seriously, the alleyway fight is basically a complete reconstruction) but then drifts at odd areas. They changed Rorshach’s backstory and cut his best monologue by far. Even worse…