I think there will be a ton of teams that will be looking to sign him but I don’t think they want to offer a haul for a 1 year loan, as all the teams widely considered to be contenders are capped out or run too well to start offering first rounders for a year of safety play, no matter how good the safety play is.

She believes in the national anthem? What the fuck does that even mean? She knows it’s just a song right?

“Our studies show that we actually have a ramped-up injury situation with players during preseason as opposed to the injury factor in the regular season.”

Come on, now. I think we can all agree that David Brooks is an insufferable smarmy dick head who disappeared up his own ass some time we’ll into the distant past, but... actually I have nothing more to add to that.

Would be nice but I feel like a lot of it was youth in revolt, etc. and won’t translate to any organized voting bloc.

Here come the Democrats cluck-cluck-clucking about rules, and how your vote is illegitimate because the paperwork was filled out incorrectly.

Wow, another Drew Magary column without a single mention of socking cool dingers. I’ll look for your next piece in better homes and gardens.

Lmao if u think the books are ever going in any direction, ever again.

Every sitting politician in MD even amongst Dems is in support of a totally anti-labor deal for an underarmor facility being built in Baltimore that has been approved by a Baltimore economic council, a Cadre of business elites handpicked by the mayor whose number has swelled from 3 at its creation to 17, whose…

Ooomph, indeed.

What the fuck is a “fringe playoff contender”? I believe the correct term for a team that misses the playoffs is “basic bitch”, which fits the Bucs perfectly.

As an Eagles fan, there but for the grace of God go I. Eagles fans have wanted Wentz at #1 so hard for so long and there were whispers of the organization conspiring for Cleveland’s pick, I’m just happy this option is off the board, I don’t like either of them. Goff has no arm strength and Wentz barely played. Maybe…

I live in DC so I’m used to the homer-ism but man there is no reality in which sinking those first rounders was not catastrophic for the ball club. With rg3 they made the playoffs the first year, when he demolished his knee and last year when they started the backup they picked in the same draft as RG3 (also their…

Yes it really was

You liked Watchmen and you thought the movie was good? I really don’t know how these two thoughts can hold court in one brain.

This is just ridiculous, Hillary Clinton is accepting a fundraiser from the man who made The Monuments Men? His human rights record is worse than Mao’s.

That was Panama by Van Halen! Before that we were mixing it up with Panama by van halen! Up next: Panama by van halen!

Zak Snyder is qualified to direct exactly one film: Axe Body Spray, the Movie.

Starred for best Kinja joke of the day: RG3 giving someone a good look.

They are not unavoidable at all... I feel like you haven’t played the game. There are plenty (see: Jester, Crusader, camp skills, Curios when used with the right items, critical hits) ways to clear stress and even if you DON’T clear stress, having your chars reach 200/200 stress is absurd, you almost have to go out of…