All worthless officiating mea culpas, whatever the sport, should be read at a press conference by Hedonism Bot, just to show you how few underlying fucks the offending league gives.

Friends! I found a new bikini, it’s just like my old one except this one had a raccoon in it!

Super kind of you! Thank you! And I’m also super grateful to you for reading the articles. The staff here is awesome and editor Riley was really supportive! =)