Given that there's no indication anyone was caught, perhaps they rightfully trusted their skills?

It seems the original thief didn’t get caught...  

Leased a Spark EV, and that thing is a hoot to drive.  It handles decently enough, but the acceleration from a stop light makes you giggle every time.  And they are cheap as hell.

400 lb/ft of glorious Sparky torque. 

It’s like a baby VehiCROSS for the 21st century.

Yup. The i3 is polarizing, for sure, but it’s a cohesive design with a purpose.

If an i3 owner thinks this is bad that really puts this monstrosity into perspective.

With new Jalopnik we now have:

Uhm... WTF?! This monstrosity was already released onto the unsuspecting and undeserving public a while ago?! Torch (IIRC) already torched the horrible design and BMW already tried to justify themselves why this fugly blob (and all other new Bucktooth Beaver Bimmers) are so fucking fugly.

I really want BMW to succeed here, because the idea of an electric 5-series is super appealing to me and I would like them to make it one day. But good lord, this thing is hideous, and looks like 4 distinctly different cars from various angles - none of them good.

Sorry, at least with design, this

They have GOT to name a corner after her....... 

Simple yet sophisticated, just right size-wise and it doesn’t hurt that it’s attached to a good looking wagon

Yep modern Mazda's have great grills. A great design language, really.

Mazda...

Ooooooh boy. I feel a slideshow coming on!

I’m seeing more and more green and brown on new cars and I am 100% here for that shit.

That green in the top image is awesome.  Not awesome enough to overcome not having enough pedals, but still awesome.

I’m thinking one really old guy and his grandson, the latter of whom has been putting fart can exhausts on his friends’ cars for over three years now.

It makes me chuckle whenever I read something like this. Exactly how many people work at this place? Did you do the math only counting the 10 management level employees (10 years experience each) or are we talking the entire workforce, each presumably fresh out of college? WTF does this even mean?!? :D