Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

by having Parkinson’s?

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

No

Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

Welp, this comment wins this particular thread...

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

Forget about funny, this joke is barely coherent.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Never say never. Maybe it’s your destiny, child.

The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

I am praying that somehow, some way the Giants find a way to sign him.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Nice Underhanded Bern

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