Yeah, but why would you want one of those pieces of shit?

And also, when you have money for a $50K 2 seater sport car, you can afford an iPhone.

You know, some people don’t like iPhones, or Apple in general.  

But I don’t want a f*ing iPhone.

So therefore you must buy one even if you don’t want one?

The disdain comes from the fact that modern trucks really don’t do anything particularly well.

Yeah, but as I recall they did it by mortgaging pretty much everything they owned in advance of that. Could be that’s still affecting them.

Maybe he’s not making this for white audiences, maybe he’s making it for money? damn let a brother be successful and can it with the uncle tom shit

I try to keep a few on deck so when people start a conversation in the elevator, I let out a long, cheeky fart.

“What Trends Do You Hope Get Left Behind?”

Everyone that wants to buy a 14 year old Bentley V12, please raise your hand that is not holding a bag with the $100,000 you will give to your local Bentley mechanic to fix it every other week.

The Mustang is the only thing on that list that makes any sense. The rest are a fortune to fix.

Unpopular opinion: Timothy Dalton was a great James Bond, and “Licence to Kill” is a great film. Its deserves bonus points for breaking the traditional 007 plot patterns and depicting a very pissed-off, angry, vengeful Bond on the brink of going completely off the edge.

I got so many downvotes for calling out a redditor’s opinion that a new Tacoma would be the best “forever car”....one of their big counterpoints was “it has great resale value”....what does resale matter if you are keeping the car forever?!?!?!

“There is zero benefit from not letting a store sell me paint or gardening supplies if I’m already in the store buying groceries.”

It's safe to assume these people are fucking morons because they're acting like fucking morons. 

Of course 7 year loans are here to stay.

Liz Wheeler reminds me of Cecily Strong’s “Girl You Met at a Party But Wish You Hadn’t” character.

You said, “And because it’s lower to the ground than most modern cars and SUVs, you feel instantly more connected to the road.” Did you in fact mean it was “grounded to the ground”?