This one.

They should have gone full Brougham d’Elegance

Counterpoint: Your wrong, and this along with the Honda Element and Toyota FJ are unique boxy looking vehicles that this world needs and should have back.

I like the way the Flex looks...

Opinions are like buttholes, and yours stinks.

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any Nissan purchased with a CVT transmission is an exercise in self-loathing and hatred. 

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

I’ll just say it again: every out of warranty Range Rover is a crack pipe. Every single one.

CP even if free

That paper floor mat says “I just got some bad news, time to unload this turkey.”

Everybody needs to leave my mustang suv baby alone now...

A $30,000 Land Cruiser is 10 years old and has 100,000+ miles on it.

What you don’t pay in maintenance, you’ll pay in gas, but a Yukon Denali is a legit luxury cruiser with the reliability of a pickup truck.

It’ll survive the apocalypse, but it won’t survive the “wife despises the styling” factor.

Lexus is out

So that was the car the surfer girls were complaining about....

0-60 times are just a part of the story. If you want a GT350 you problably gonna do more than 60mph, and also track events. Is this case the 350 is faster :)

Same boat here — the main way the premium brands chap my hide is that the cars are already expensive, then the options are ridiculously priced, as well. It’s like they had a meeting and said “So these people will pay 50% more for the car...I bet they’ll pay 200% more for the options!”

Feels like high-end hotels charging for wifi when every crappy value hotel includes it free.