Them’s some fancy words, pardner.

The real crime is that all of them use portrait mode.

Am I the only person who finds this new grill WORSE than the beak? It’s so obnoxiously huge, it borders on parody.

Sounds like a no-brainer to me versus the regular MDX. It drives better, gets notably better fuel-economy, and has a very modest price-premium, so that you could make your money back in short order.

At just $1,500 over the base AWD MDX, it’s only a matter of time before the Sport Hybrid setup becomes the only…

We said that we wanted a rear-wheel drive four door sedan with a v8 & a manual transmission, too, but we already fumbled that ball.

Has Buick just built a better SAAB 9-3? Agreed,we need to support this with our cash.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

FACT 1:

+1 for the ad.

It worked in my Mustang. Well, kinda...

The Douche Carrera and Douche Canoe are awesome, not stupid. Self deprecating humor is the best kind.

Dick

You’re not alone, I never get picked up for these no matter how good my story is (in my mind, anyway).

“69"...haha

He won’t care.

Especially someone who wants their salad tossed on a daily basis.

Hey, you never know. They might facefuck him, too.

Guy gets upset with people crossing over a double yellow to pass... so guy crosses double yellow to hit them with his car and teach them a lesson about safety.

Gonna do a wheelie and not pay the fines brb

An asshole that big won’t need it.