Underrated highway cruiser. Did a nonstop cross country sprint (only stopping for gas/driver switch) with my cousin from Boston to Lompoc CA in an ‘88.

Damn. I thought my car to years ratio was bad news. 12 in 3 is crazy. Especially considering some of the marks.

Buicks are fine machines, and are selling well globally, but let’s face it: Buick only continues to exist because of China. If it weren’t for the brand’s success there, Buick would have gone to that Big Dealership In The Sky that now holds the like of Pontiac, Oldsmobile and Saturn back in 2009/2010.

They lost me when the Eclipse became a crossover.

You take that back about Mazda. Take it back right now!

Aw, the “move to a different country” meme. How I’ve missed you. You let me know when it’s time to stop talking to someone.

I fucking hate this GOP “teen job only” bullshit line. It’s completely asinine, ESPECIALLY THESE DAYS, to say only teens should work there, and everyone else just needs to get better jobs.

I’m willing to bet a ton of money you have never been laid off when there were no other decent jobs in your field and been forced…

So you believe that the CEO of McDonald’s performs $8 million worth of work?

This is absolute and utter bullshit. I don’t know what the fuck McDonald’s you worked in, but when I worked there it was populated by people who needed the fucking job to make a living. Perhaps it’s because they didn’t have the good fortune to have you as a career counselor, or perhaps its because THEY DIDN’T HAVE…

McDonalds is a great example to defend minimum wage legislation and other work rights enshrined in law.

At least they’re not Sonic, who doesn’t even pay minumum wage because they classify their people as “servers” like in a restaurant where you can give tips.

Yea, cause saying Lord Dampnut is a bad man is really “woke” when your corporation refuses to pay its employees a decent salary, badly mistreats them, and makes them work regardless of their personal situation at the time.

The place I worked kept asking people who ate in the cafeteria what they needed to do to improve it, rather than the 50% of the company that left the building every day to eat elsewhere.

Yeah, safety regs. Who needs those pesky things? I love the flavor of A-Pillar in the morning. It tastes like, injury.

2005 Porsche Carrera GT

I used to feel the same way you did, and then last year I found myself needing (really, just seriously wanting) more space than a sedan could offer with less fuel economy destruction than a truck or van. I’m a big guy, and unfortunately that rules out a lot of smaller options like a Golf Sportwagen. I definitely…

Then hate life after the first out of warranty repair.

Anything with a rotary engine in it.

Thank goodness you had Safe Search on.

If you can’t afford a V8, you REALLY can’t afford to crash your v6.