I lol’d a little at the truth of this post.

Are you buying a 2016 Camry or Accord? NO

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Freddy it was never a 4 door sports car, it was just your first car and you didn’t know any better.

Will it have windows?

Sounds like you need a new wife, as her tastes are fucked.

First off I was going to complain about the dirty rag in the back of a $28k car then I realized this wasn’t a 1965 ford dash and tunnel and looked beyond the rag to the giant Crack Pipe this thing is... no way am I paying $28k for a franken car.

The pool boy.

One might be crazy enough to believe that he used a device other than the one in question...........

I've wondered why they don't offer a hybrid version as well. Honda has the tech, and the under-bed storage area would be an easy place to stick a battery. Even if it only gains a couple of extra mpg they can pull in people on the fence with the appearance of being greener.

Classic Clickbait.

Automobile industry almost looks like pro cycling these days.

The 3 500X s that have diesels are likely not going to cause Sergio to have to wear the same sweater twice. I don’t think the volume is there to cause that much impact.

Jesus, how long until we hear that Tesla was also cheating on emissions?

After all of Chrysler’s history with Mitsubishi, why isn’t Sergio chasing them?

The Jeep name still means something, but I don’t know that it has widespread appeal.

I knew a kid who died after getting an amoeba in his brain from swimming in a Florida lake. That shit is scary. Unless something has changed, it’s a death sentence, the treatment is pretty much a hail mary that never works.

You should ALWAYS be looking for fault after a tragedy. It’s the only way to establish what can be done to prevent future tragedies.

Don’t forget the amoebas. Might be a little early, but that warm water is great for having your brain scrambled.

If it’s not their fault, whose is it?