Sorry, but torsion beam rear suspensions and rear drum brakes don’t excite me.

I’m sure he’s all full of bro-feels in the moment.

Douchebag truck doing douchebag things.

Yes, that sentence is a rare gem.

Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

I bought a 2013 Dodge Dart GT and I traded it in after just a year for a 2012 Camry SE. The Dart was junk. Just junk. I feel sorry for the sucker who ended up with it.

Since safety technology is the crutch of weak men, let’s give this old geezer a Takata-equipped 2001 CR-V LX from Houston, Texas with the ABS fuse pulled and tell him to be on his merry way.

You’re exactly right

It’s not FCA, it’s the dealers. And the answer is no. A dealership could fuck up an orgasm.

The CR-V also tops out about 15k less than a Toureg starts.

Why would someone want to buy a Toyota with BMW reliability? Am I the only one missing the point?

Same here. ಠ_ಠ

Obviously he didn’t.

Exactly! We have a whole street in my neighborhood that no one will develop because of a hoarder house.

“Collection” my ass that’s a junkyard. Also what he is doing is hurting the Corvair community because he’s boarding potential donor cars and the parts that people who use and enjoy their corvairs may need to keep their cars street legal (tail light lenses and then like).

When I get bored with my Camry I wash and detail it inside and out. It’s not a bad car, it’s just not exciting in the traditional way. Of course the nerd in me loves its reliability and the phenomenal fuel economy. When I am really desperate to feel attraction towards my car I just remember the three nightmare cars I…

I screamed hard at this. Funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

My self-congratulatory post would read more like “OMG I just fit through a car window”

We had a 2010 CC Sport for four years with only one issue... the left rear door window wouldn’t lower when the door was opened. Between that and a few DSG updates the car was phenomenal.

It’s addictive! Also please excuse my poorly proofread post above.