Sorry about that... my joke receptor was broken that day. I need to dig around in these envelopes to see if I have enough money to get it fixed.

I really only drive my car to the Memphis airport and back (2 hours one way, 110 miles) and the airport is located in an incredibly dangerous area. My alternator failed when I was approaching the airport and I barely made it without getting stuck in Gangrapeville. $400 later I had a new alternator. Two months later I…

Can’t tell if joking or if serious. I make pretty decent money and 1% of my income wasn’t enough to keep my paid for car on the road at all.

I'm sure it's just trying to drown itself.

Yawn.

I think it looks great. Hopefully that’s an independent rear suspension I see in the photographs and the CVT is still a planetary gearset type rather than belt and pulley type.

I think it should be perfectly acceptable to beat the fuck out of/trample anyone grabbing their carry-ons from the overhead bin during an emergency evacuation.

In before “IT’S AN OBAMA FALSE FLAG TO COVER UP MH370 AT DIEGO GARCIA!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!”

We installed some DOT certified LED headlights in our Jeep. They were crazy expensive but they are approximately nine MILLION percent better than the stock halogen/complex reflector headlights. The best part is the light goes exactly where you want it with very little glare for the oncoming driver. We’ve had them…

Salt in the wound!

Yeah it’s hard to feel sorry for him. I almost hope it’s headed directly to a Colombian chop shop. Almost.

It’s too bad that the Wrangler doesn’t have door skins as thick as bank vaults yet still remain light enough for one-person removal and wall storage. And to think Jeep didn’t put hand stitched Bridge of Weir leather on every interior surface! The nerve! And where are the thick wool floor mats and LED starry night…

I had a Town Car and I used it all the time when i’d go walking at the park. Then I bought a SAAB. When that love fair ended tragically I bought another Town Car. The newer TC did not have the door code card in the glove box and returning to Town Car ownership after having an independent rear suspension and more than…

I just replaced my 2006 Lincoln Town Car with a Dodge Dart GT 6spd. It was my second Town Car. My first, a 2001, was a peach despite having been a fleet car in Buffalo, NY the first seven years of its life. I traded it in at 210,000 miles.

Yesteryear drum brakes on a $40k truck?

The Cruze might look decent, but to hell with that horse-and-buggy rear axle.

I live in Mississippi and it appears seatbelt have not caught on with the under 25 crowd.

Reading your post after listening to that song made me all misty eyed. Damn you.

What's this strange pulling sensation on my leg?

I used to work with a girl who had a nasty drug and alcohol problem as well as a Plymouth Laser. After working with her for a year (during which time she wrecked the car multiple times, occasionally earning a DUI in the process), she asked me to take a look at her car because some dummy lights were illuminated on her…