I’m not a celebrity but I went as grouchy curmudgeon who hates adults in costumes. It was the role I was born to play.

Terribly tasteless, but come on, it's funny

Far too many people have too much of a stick up their asses these days. Sure it’s offensive, but it’s also funny. Halloween is a perfect opportunity to be outrageous and a costume like this isn’t going to encourage anyone to drug and rape people, contrary to what some internet armchair critics are claiming. Nobody is…

It is funny.

That is pretty funny.

You can be horrified and laugh about it at the same time.

That's what they said about the pancreas and where are those people now?

True, but when he followed that up by coming our in his underwear and lip-syncing to “Old Time Rock n Roll”, that was a little much for a wedding.

Hailee Steinfeld is having a career in reverse: from Oscar nominee in a Coen brother film to the Cousin Oliver in an uneccesary sequel to lame-0 pre-fab pop singer.

Because she’s the more famous one. And because she seems to love the drama.

Do you have stats to back up the claim that “drunk driving more often than not ends horribly”? Because although it is a terrible decision that can and occasionally does end in a terrible accident like today, to say over 50% of the time someone drives while drunk (which would be “more often than not”) ends in horrible…

How you possibly equate intentional homicide with drunk driving is beyond me.

It’s nowhere near ideal that giant corporations hold such enormous swayover American politics. But in this particular area, it looks like that influence might prove advantageous for the planet.

Sorry, your little @ affectation is cracking me up. You keep on licking Hillary’s taint and pretending that doing so helps anyone besides Hillary and her white corporate owners.

I believe that citizenship by birthright should he finished. It does not apply anymore. Outdated and dangerous.

There is a strong case against birthright citizenship that is currently interpreted under the 14th amendment. When the US and Canada are the only developed world countries that still have birthright citizenship, well maybe it’s time to rehash that issue. Here’s a list of developed countries that have repealed…

Gee I wonder why Texan residents who have been citizens for 200+ years are pissed that the only reason the state is turning blue is because of bullshit demographic changes, because of poorly enforced immigration laws and the bullshit that is the current interpretation of the 14th amendment. This is disenfranchisement…

Ok, here we go.... As the son of a Retired Marine Corp Col. who served in Vietnam, the first Gulf War, was given the last rites twice as head of security of the Pentagon after pulling dead and dying bodies out of the twisted carnage, got anthrax poisoning, and whose humvee was hit by an IED when he took over training…

Can we get it cancelled in Indio, also, FFS?

I’m pretty sure the woman was flying to America specifically because she was pregnant and about to deliver. Birth tourism is a big thing among the Chinese upper class these days. Fly to the US to give birth at the last minute to get a golden parachute for your kid in case things go south in China, then go back to…