I didn’t say they shouldn’t be taxed on their full salary. Like, at all.

Right? There’s no way this is one of those happy offices where everyone brings in cookies and sells their kids’ soccer team candy bars and they all go have a margarita at Fridays after work. I would imagine a lot of “BEGONE FROM THE THREE HOLE PUNCH, SATAN,” and, “LYNETTA, I TOLD YOU LEVITICUS SAYS SNICKERDOODLES ARE…

None of this five days catch and release shit, either. She stays there until she either resigns or a new clerk is elected.

Who cares, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. There are more constructive ways to expose your country’s misdeeds that don’t involve going to jail. He’s not a martyr being persecuted, just an idiot. Every segment of the population has dumbasses sprinkled around their ranks, the transgender community which I…

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

And progressives love to make fun of Trump’s hair and skin.

Thanks, whitey!

So profound.

If you think it’s tough for people to find jobs right now, imagine if you added another several million unemployed to the population, all chasing the same jobs.

The doctor’s office asked for Id and she gave them a fake driver’s license. They are required to ask for id now because of insurance fraud.

In response to questions from the Press (like whether it’s Memorial Hermann policy to call the police if staffers suspect patients of being undocumented immigrants or of using fraudulent documents to obtain a spouse’s employer-provided healthcare), Memorial Hermann spokeswoman Alex Loessin said an email, “As you know,…

Can you assholes shut up? I’m trying to play Candy Crush.

In one sense, I agree that the situations aren’t comparable. Davis refuses to act as the state performing a function of the state, when in reality the state itself does not have a freedom to religion. She has that job, she needs to do that job, full stop, or remove herself from the position of being a representative…

And has obviously been a wonderful parent to Kylie. What a well-adjusted young lady that one seems to be!

I’m amazed by the number of people bagging on her here for this. She had a bad opinion, but, here’s the rub: it changed. How are we supposed to be working towards a more equal future if the people we want to talk over to our side can always be shat upon for their previous views?

There’s something way worse. It starts with s and ends with megma

This cis hetero doesn’t like to be called cis hetero. This cis hetero doesn’t like to be called cis hetero.

Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half?

Cosby tweeted that even he’s offended by this.

Madonna’s pretty smart. I don’t like her, so I say it kind of grudgingly, but I have to admit that she is. You can’t be as good a trend-spotter and trend-creator as she was for so many years (granted, well over now, but she managed it for a good couple of decades) without some real insight, canniness, and ability to…