It is idiotic to try to blame the school for any of this. This is just the reality of the smartphone age, kids are going to take naked pictures of themselves. Hopefully some of them learn a lesson, but it sounds like everybody already knew the pics were being circulated, so probably not.

In other words, they found a new use for their old Flowbee.

Just watch The Craft instead.

Aren’t butt cheeks supposed to touch at the bottom?

Works on contingency? No, money down!

Think hard, you can figure this out.

She’s seen some shit on Instagram.

Yeah, I had a certain amount of sympathy for this woman up until that point. Now I think that anyone who would write that is probably exaggerating other aspects of the story too. If I were the bar owner, that would have been enough for me to tell her to go fuck herself.

Yeah, you got me. Because I don’t think banning guns will magically make the millions of guns in this country disappear, I must spend all my time watching Fox news. You are just to smart for me!

That’s just a stupid idea not based in reality at all. It will never ever ever ever happen.

Sorry sweetie, North Hollywood here. Not everybody in California is goosestepping to Jerry Brown’s ideals. I just don’t think anything should be banned simply because people are offended by it. Your way is just as bad as the schools who want to ban anything they think promoted homosexuality. That is not what this…

Notice how none of Kylie’s friends are showing their faces in the pic? Why do I have a feeling that was no accident?

Only when he’s trying to show off his ass in a tiny leotard.

We haven’t banned cultural appropriation. Nor should we.

Since that song was used in one of most iconic scenes from his most iconic film, I don’t think we should read too much into the lyrics. It’s just a textbook example of good old fashioned Tom Cruise narcissism.

That chat gif alone makes me want to kill myself. I really, really don’t understand some of the things people are entertained by on the internet.

So you don’t have a piece of straw sticking out of your mouth right now? I’m so disillusioned.

This is so ridiculous, I can’t help but approve.

I think the author means that you should trust your instincts when your gut is telling you something is wrong. Deciding that somebody is right for you is more of a deliberate process (or at least it should be).

They really tried to shove that stupid Flashlight song down our throats in the second one, didn’t they? And don’t even get me started on the party that was the excuse for the riff off.