You motherfucker.

There is no way that housekeepers should be paid $97K per year. If somebody is willing to pay that, more power to them, but the job is absolutely NOT worth that kind of salary.

Sure you can. I’ve voted in eagle rock and north Hollywood and I don’t think it’s ever taken me longer than 15 minutes.

Then they can mail in an absentee ballot. It ain’t rocket science.

“The Mexican consular ID cards are great pieces of photo ID. They’re clear proof of identity.”

Cher.

Give me a break. Going to the polls to vote is no more difficult than going to the grocery store or taking the kids to the dentist. You go to a building, do your thing, and 15 minutes later you are on your way home.

No, it is not gross, it’s extremely likely. She obviously was flying well past the time doctors advise pregnant women not to fly, and her main concern was the child’s citizenship. Why would she care about that at all if she weren’t coming here specifically for that reason?

Not really. Residential and business use only accounts for 10% of the water use in the state. These water restrictions are pointless.

I’m sure most addicts thought that they were being responsible with their drug use until it spiraled out of control. I don’t understand why anybody would tempt fate that way.

This is what infuriates me about Gawker, their whole corporate attitude is that recreational drugs are fun and lighthearted. They even have a drugs sub blog. Anyone remember Jia’s oh so cute article on how to smuggle your drugs onto a plane?

Lamar just saw one of his best friends die of a drug overdose a few weeks ago, and yet here we are.

How is Ivanka Trump so attractive when her brothers are so homely? It can’t all be makeup, can it?

They’re waiting to hear back from Peter Dinklidge.

I don’t think stressing makes it any easier. Getting pregnant after they stopped trying is practically a cliche now. So best of luck to you when you stop trying to not have a baby and just enjoy the plowing.

Bite your tongue. California can’t afford his fantasy world governing, the country would implode if he was able to pull his bullshit on a national level.

The R-Word? Really?

America has turned into Springfield. Or Quahog. 9...........11.

Proof that Will Smith is really his father.

I’ve read some of the comments and I see a bunch of handwringing weenies making a mountain out of a molehill. Which is a given, since this story involves black people and language policing, two of Jezebel’s favorite outrage triggers.