Best comment so far. Thank you.

My brother had one of these in whatever generation had the hatch where the glass could open separately.  It’s the very definition of fun the “slow car fast” sense.

hahaha, the before times. I feel like you stole this line from Cloud Atlas.

Clearly you don't live in Minnesota. Hard top is for the winter.

Why not both?

I have my 2005 Ford Excursion Eddie Bauer 6.0 Power Stroke Turbo Diesel 4x4 for sale. This rig is in immaculate condition and is like new. For those of you who do not know these diesel motors are indestructible and run forever.

The CC R line is a great ride for a Fortunate Son who was Born on the Bayou.

It’s this - the FMVSS.

“The car runs and drives, but there are a few issues that need to be ironed out”

I’ve got high anxiety, social anxiety, ADHD and a healthy disdain for humanity... the airport is a hellish experience for me on the best of days.

Spoiler: all 4 Beatles are played by Andy Serkis in a mo-cap suit.

I had a dealer try to upsell me. With a straight face, I responded that I preferred a 78% blend. He told me they couldn’t do that.

No, what’s sadder is complaining about the availability of an automatic that might allow someone to drive the car who otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

“Corvac” was right there.

You are misusing it. That is for WRX owners to keep the hat brim crispy flat.

Umm, though it is a motorsickle, the Harley Davidson clothing line needs to be burned to the ground and eradicated from the universe. Like most of their riders. 

You lost me at “. . . nicest 1994 Ford Explorer . . .”

Kid hey, bang a U-eey in this wicked pissah Jeep so I can hit the packie.

WWDTD

Well, to be fair, I was looking for a proper balance, however, if you would like to progress onto the nuclear option, by all means!