My one beef with Doug’s videos is his delivery. The way he tends to weirdly over emphasize some words along the way drives me bonkers.

This. If you take care of it, it’ll take care of you. Anecdotal, but valid: an old friend of my family has a 1965 Mustang that he bought new and still drives with well over 400,000 miles on it...because he’s always taken good care of it.

Costco (at least the Costco I shop) fills tires with nitrogen by default, at no extra cost.

This. All day long, this. I don’t care what anyone says, the garbage disposal is your pipes’ sworn enemy.

Our Mazda has a touchscreen that never gets touched, so this news doesn’t hurt. 

Ummm, is “good” code for something?

Ummm...our 2018 CX-5 does this. Hell, our 2003 beater Honda Accord does this. Am I missing something?

Rob, you lost me at “custom”.

Is anyone pining for this? Anyone? I’ll wait…

I don’t believe that any OEM infotainment system will ever be better than Car Play or Android Auto. We use these interfaces every single day, and for a car company to expect their experience to be superior is arrogant. We used to have a Toyota RAV4 with nav, my brother has an all-boxes-checked 335i, and a good friend…

Children don’t file restraining orders.

An Explorer with lipstick. Nope.

$179 to fill the tires with nitrogen? You know, the gas that comprises 78% of the air we breathe? Fuck those guys, Costco will do it for free.

If it ain’t running, it’s not Viper-Powered, it’s powered by Nope.

I don’t mind it. Whenever it sounded in the 2014 Fusion I used to have my wife and I would sing along, “Shoo-be-doo, shoo-be-doo.” We’re weird like that.

Love the Fox, especially the LX body style, but not at that price. Yeah yeah, I know, used prices are simply stupid right now, but nope. Now if this was a a notch back LX, or a Capri, I’d consider it.

Not really weird, more like really well thought out: the volume knob in my CX-5 is on the center console, precisely within reach exactly where I rest my arm. Perfect.

This is the correct take.

This is so much nope that you’d have to add dice just to get to no dice.

Many moons ago I was a “lot boy” at a dealer that sold Yugo, and even as a scrawny teenager I was able to, by myself, lift the rear end completely off the ground. That alone kept me as far away from Yugo as possible.