Sunuvabitch! Another job lost to Mexicans!

The worst part is, Mallett wouldn’t have been any better.

Instinct?

Nah I went to UT and it’s going to be another rough year. Quite unfortunate for me when my two best friends went to TCU.

Most UT and OU grads I know can actually read the small words for themselves though. Whereas everyone in Manhattan has to get someone to read Deadspin out loud like storytime.

You don’t even need to break 1,000 on the old SAT scoring to automatically get into Kansas State.

Because it’s better than selling your soul and living in Dallas.

Texans “fans” dress in the worst shit you’ve ever seen. Worse than Saints fans. The majority of people here a fat fucks though. It’s ridiculous.

Is it just me, or is there just something about him that makes you want to see him fail? And even with that sentiment, #1 yesterday was HARD to watch. I really, genuinely thought I was looking at a recording of myself.

What the? Howell is 36 and has 2 wins. Two.

Perhaps, it was really was just Jason’s Day

Every time his new father-in-law talks to DJ, the Great One must think, “And I thought hockey players were incredibly stupid!” I sometimes wonder if one of DJ’s problems is that he can’t even handle the basic math for the yardages on his wedge shots.

Can we throw Bubba in the mix too? Two majors, entertaining as hell, almost always in contention at the big tournaments.

. . . Russell Henley, Harris English . . .

A lot of guys on tour weren’t wealthy growing up. It’s a true stereotype for part of golf but most of these guys are middle class kids.

“Tiger is done and should just retire.”

Um, Jason Day is half Filipino, there was an Indian guy in the top 10, and tons of Asian players in the field. You clearly don’t watch golf.

It’s actually fun every weekend to watch what these guys are doing. It was like that when Tiger was dominating everyone at every course, but the true competition wasn’t there, it was just seeing what number he could put up.

You forgot to mention the best part — we’ll get to watch Dustin Johnson continually crap the bed on Sunday for many years to come.