And am I the only one who keeps picturing this guy every time I read the name “Norwood Teague?”

And this marks the last time you’ll see any report about Illini football generated outside the state of Illinois.

From one of the articles you linked through... this quote is solid gold:

Wait, that’s Donald Trump? I thought Hulk Hogan had just combed his hair forward.

Norman Schwartz-clocked

Newton looked to his right for a receiver but the offensive line didn’t hold up well under pressure.

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

Maybe the world finally is changing. We have two guys kissing in the corner, and all I care about is a PFTCommenter shout out.

Aaaaaaand the identity of PFTCommenter has been revealed.

anybody else find it funny that its 69 pages??

Fascinating!

So there IS a chance?!?!?!?

- Never touch a female with whom you have a less than intimate acquaintance in any way differently than you would touch another male.

A bootleg VHS copy of Mel Gibson’s best work “What Women Want”?

Penis.

Reminds me of a young A-Rod.

After the game, Carlos dumped Liv Tyler.

Good to see a Correa on the other side of an absolute crushing this week.

Nope.

(cough)