The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

I think they meant real sports.

Same. The structure of that opening was painful.

A ‘third wheel’ experience, no doubt.

“Threesomes are among the lamest, most awkward things you could ever do with your time. I totally get why this is a porn thing, because no rational person would ever do it in real life.”

Someone had a bad experience...

It’s fitting that rodeo enthusiasts can only last for 7 seconds.

Obviously not her first rodeo.

Dallas is nothing but boring stuffy white people so he'd be better off in Houston

As a Houstonian myself, that’s probably the text that sent DJ over the edge.

Dallas had ebola, Houston didnt.

+1 for Bill Murray, bringing his awesomeness total to 32,248,132.

obviously, im friends with your sister (middle school playground goes NUTS)

SOURCES: Cuban beside himself.

So he’s saying it’s about ethics in sports journalism?

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

He believes the Earth is 4,000 years old, so it’s not like he had any credibility to lose.

Oh, it’s a smug mug. And he’s too overbearing with politics. Plus, both sides of the aisle are loaded with cable buffoons. He’s smarter and a better broadcaster than all of them. And in sports, he’s unique, or close to it.

Why not Real Sports on HBO? Great program, great content. Per John Oliver:

Their last trip to Houston did not go well.

I think it’s already over. Why even meet with the Clips if you weren’t going back? Dallas is about to get screwed.