I tried to pump out a few good masturbation jokes, but I found myself coming up empty. 

When I grow up, I wanna be a True Detective. I want to glower at the world in misery and hide my pain with a swallow of cheap bourbon, while pushing away the woman who loves me. I’ll investigate the dark mysteries at the heart of the world and find a twisted reflection of myself in a foe whose animalistic impulses…

“In a sworn deposition this week, O.J. Simpsons claimed that he never beat, choked, or hit his ex-wife with a closed or open fist. Luckily for O.J., lawyers forgot to ask if he had ever cut her head off.”

Can’t Hardly Wait is why I’ve had a crush on Lauren Ambrose for twenty years.

Hi, I ordered a wet blanket. Did it arrive?

lol. One in every thread

Man, Fury Road is just freaking amazing isn’t it? So thrilling.

I will admit that when I watched that film, I never hit a scene where I stopped to wonder “How did they do that?” Therefore, Immersive? yes.

“Does it hurt?”

Why is it so damn hard to convince people to watch Halt and Catch Fire? I sometimes feel like I dreamed that show up cos no one I’ve met in real life watched the damn thing

If this is for shows that were eligible for this Emmy run, Halt And Catch Fire leads the pack. Bojack second. Brockmire deserves a mention here as well.

I love The Good Place and I have no hesitation in saying that Kristen Bell is the best part of the show.

100%. So far my top 3 for the year are Amen Dunes, Oneohtrix and Iceage.

Rock music in the 2000s was completely indebted to Radiohead from top to bottom. Be it your Muses or your Bloc Parties or your Arcade Fires or... whatever, most of them were heavily indebted to Radiohead’s sonic and commercial legacy.

I was going to use Marillion if that makes you feel better.

My weekend pop culture plans:

“The worst thing that ever happened to Drake was becoming a great rapper.”

The worst thing that ever happened to Drake was becoming a great rapper.

That’s great that they released this album posthumously. RIP Aubrey, can’t believe Pusha T did him like that.

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