I had to pop in and gloat that maybe 25 approved comments should show to Univision that the Kardashians are over.

Because he’s an asshole 25 year old who is celebrated for his takes. Remember yourself at 25? I remember myself. I was a huge asshole who knew everything too. Just gotten out of the navy, had my college all lined up, life planned out, no debt...I’m sure I was insufferable. Just like Pete. And I think people are wising…

You’ve never heard of this? This is people who had sex before marriage and then go and lie and say they have recommitted. But they still fuck people. Only they lie about it now or rationalize that pulling out means it’ not real sex.

Ew.

I got suspended in 4th grade for mimicking Beetlejuice “Nice fucking model.” and crotch grab.

It was the crotch grab that got the suspension.

You prefer a skinny nothing?

It’s not one of the best games ever and you’re realizing all the little niggling reservations you had are actual problems.

It’s McD, Wendy’s, Pizza Hut and ‘Burger Kings’.

Trump International is 1 mile from the White House. The nearest Wendy’s is 2.

Can anybody prove to me conclusively that Carmen Ojogo and Tessa Thompson are, in fact, different people?

I keep a mental list of people who have helped me out, or been kind to me when it really affected me.

Tim Curry is a treasure.

If this isn't a metaphor for Bungie as a whole, then I don't know what is. 

You just proved my point.

A real ‘CaliforniaGirl’ doesn’t give 2 shits about hats.

I’m 40. Nobody has given any fucks about hats since they banned them in schools in the 80 because gangs.

Time to lose another burner password for you.

it’s 2019. Nobody gives a fuck about hats indoors, great-grandma.

Too bad Destiny 1&2 happened because it certainly seems like this is a smart move by Activision to cut their losses.

I like playing video games with people. Unfortunately, I hate people.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Grandpa wasn’t joking. He really is just DONE with our shit.

I admit, a life spent eating fast food and coke and living to 80 don’t sound too bad.

If I promise to be a hermit and never run for president, can I sign up for that life?