So, he did do his research. But way to be an asshole on day whatever the fuck.

You buried the lede:

LMAO, you were not legit Super Bowl contenders. 

“Virgin". 

You used the wrong word. “Exquisitely appealing... ”

Seriously, how did Pence get anywhere in life being IRL Brick Tamland?

Arkham Knight's version has extra seats in back. 

As somebody who served aboard the USS Alabama and had an insane XO who used to want us to yell ‘Roll Tide’ for almost any reason, I am LOVING this beating.

Thundercats are loose.

That’s poop.

What do facts have to do with anything? I’m trying to freak people out about them having herpes.

Thanks, Mom.

You go get a Hellcat for the daily.

Launching a 700 hp Dodge is pretty awesome. 

Why is this the one article that doesn't have related articles so I can easily find out what he did? 

Pretty sure Gizmodo ran an article a while back about how we all have herpes, we're carriers. 

“Guerschon Yabusele"? Key and Peele still got it. 

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Spoilers!

So AOC panic is what they are going all in on? 

Cool, a new Marvel game!