Fun stuff: right after I posted this, my aunt and cousin (from a different aunt) decided it would be a good idea to start yelling about dishes not being put in the washer and then when everybody tuned them out, for some reason decided to start bringing up shit people’s ex-wives have said.

So there you have it. Less…

They have pee-hole dildos and the act is called ‘sounding’.

Merry Christmas!

How significant?

Us. We are the monsters. It honestly looks like it’s a commentary on how no matter what we tell ourselves, we are all capable of giving into our dark sides.

I’ll be there for the first showing. My family all watched this trailer before any X-mas morning events, and we can’t wait.

It's not a 401k. It's a piece of iron. 

Nothing about this man is reassuring. How has he failed up so well? 

Nothing about this man is reassuring. How has he failed up so well? 

In the first half, Michael Thomas fumbled and everybody including the announcers knew it.

It’s almost like the CA commission shouldn’t have bought his obviously bullshit story.

I was mostly being jovial and teasing, but 56 comments? I love this site, but anti- “moist”/"hubby" stances seem like trying to make "fetch" having. 

Post? She already sung about big asses as if they ever left.

Good, because I want them to focus on better hummus.

Make sure you got the Pedialyte on  hand for tomorrow.

I don’t believe your story, mostly because everybody knows QIS is where it’s at.

I play with an old high school friend and I don’t think she cheats. We periodically show each other when the game says “Jew” is an illegal word (accidental racism) or when we have sweet words but no openings.

I often wonder though if there is a catch up mechanism, because I got a 95 point word the other day and then…

This article desperately needs a point and an editor. 

Slow your roll. Colin Firth yes.

Yeah, and lawyers wonder why they have such bad reputations. 

People who tattoo their names on themselves are warning you about how unstable they are.