I wonder why lawyers have such a terrible rep. 

Didn’t God of War come out this year?

Yup.

No. No. I refuse.

Red Dead Redemption 2 is it for me. At this point I honestly don’t know if I’ll ever go back to it.

It doesn’t. Again, even the mere suggestion of it, which I assume the came early in the relationship, caused you to lose your shit.

Did you even read her post? They wanted kids. Thanks for bringing nothing to the discussion. 

Stop lying. Condoms suck. They are necessary sometimes, but awful. Especially buying them.

Yeah, what an asshole for suggesting something you both wanted. Definitely worth threats of physical violence.

Normally I would advise people to never be He-Man (Or Conan, etc.), but good god damn!

If I looked half as good as that, I would just walk around shirtless all the time.

What is going on in that header pic? At first I thought it was a bad wax likeness. 

No. 

He should fire his corner.

The new redesign is fucking hideous.

It’s also broken AF.

My humor was too dry. I meant we aren’t joking when we point out he’s gay. “Sky is blue” sort of thing.

Nobody is making jokes about Lindsey Graham being gay. We make jokes about his hypocrisy, sliminess, and how he backstabbed the Keibler Elf to try and get his job. 

Spoiler alert: lawyers already have a bad name because of lawyers.

Weren’t the ‘loitering while wearing a mask’ statues originally designed to fight the KKK?

Wait, there’s crab?

That song blows and trying to claim it’s good just shows you to have poor music tastes. There’s no shame in that. I listen to Mmmbop unironically.