This game is fucking hard. And worth it.

Who slaps a man standing over his wife’s funeral pyre?! You done fucked up now.

I mean, I’m 38. So this was back in the 90s.

I’ve been smoking daily now for about 6 months, so it hit me, but I am still able to kind of function. If somebody who hadn’t smoked since the 90s tried this, they would be in for some shit.

Does he have the crack receipts?

Interesting. I just bought some 28% THC flower. When I was in high school, studies show it was around 8% for the best shit.

This is especially cruel today, of all days.

I am a 39 year old dad who smoked a lot in the 90s. When my wife ghosted my daughter and 8 months ago, I started smoking again.

Shit is legit. I just did a wake n bake (I took a sick day people, cool it) with some mid-range stuff and I am in the bath high as FUCK. This video killed me.

Delete my browser history.

Well now I’m really freaked out. How does she know my name?

Is there a term for when your shade is immediately mocked worldwide?

Still upset about Boogie. Imagine if they had him right now at full!|

Anyways, who are the Lakers gonna surround Lebron with next season and if he can carry them past the Dubs and Rockettes, will the NBA jizz in its pants at Lakers v Celtics again in the Finals?

Nope. And you still can’t use the n-word, wypipo.

No, stop. You’re showing your ass right now.

I mean being creative can be fun. In the navy we come up with all kinds of creative insults, and during my day yes a lot were homophobic or racially related. People called the blonde kid from Nebraska Luke Skycracker and the only black guy in Eng Dep became Darkie Vader.

That’s incredibly racist and just because they…

Slow down, Turbo. The term monkey when applied to humans is not inherently racist.

But yes, calling those with dark skin monkeys as a racial slur is a favorite pastime of the Germans.

I can’t stand her. I mean she shortened Jennifer but keeps using 2 Ns in Jennnnnn?

I have an ex who had 2 Fs in Jenniffer and she never let anybody ever forget it.

As with all things we do on subs, it’s boring as fuck.

How is Fallon not quick enought to say something like “Holy cow, I am way too old white dad to do this interview properly.”? And then call Quest to do it.

Are they? they almost look like chaps.

Come on, you can’t wear pants like that and expect me to not stare and comment. For Chuck’s sake, she literally has bright red panels directing my eyes right to her ass.

I’m only human.

Are you trying to compare atomic weapons to bioweapons?!

PULL OVER!!!!