Who says real journalism is dead?

Bullshit.

You can if you’re not living in 1880s Tombstone.

Listen, Heidi. You are an amazing and successful woman and are obviously way out of my league.

Universal acclaim.

Fuck that being scared of Stanton or Judge. My boy Odor would have wrecked both of them and Austin at the same time.

I’m not a proponent of violence, but I wouldn’t have objected to a slap to the face in return.

I’d rather face down LeBron on a break than Russ. LeBron is 50% to pass.

Russ is gonna ensure my grandkids feel the dunk.

Nice catch!

The already existing BSG board game does an excellent job of recreating the feel of being in the show.

Listen. I am the guy who always post about not crying, or a gif with a Single Man Tear, or some such tomfoolery.

Not here. Legitimately welled up and some tears ran down my face.

Oh, hot dogs! They really are making the 30 for 30 Meet Me in Temecula!

Dafuq? Who is the market for this show? Is this one last attempt to aring some cash and eyeballs from my grandma’s generation? She’s been gone 17 years and would be approaching 100.

And he had to struggle just go get a max contract. Guy is going through some rough times.

I have stevevangumbo on line 1.

Jesus christ. It’s really easy. Has nobody ever had a friend who did something really bad or dumb? He was really stupid to lash out or call for thicker skin.

If he actually cared he would have said “Yeah, I’ve spoken with him and told him that that was really something that he should have known was wrong. But I wanted…

LAX? First mistake.

If the man comin’, make ready for the man.

I’m not racist. Some of my closest friends are white. I have a white aunt.

I think we, the Deadspin Commentariat, should organize to try and link these to FB profiles.