Dude, relax. Seriously

how do we know you're not lying?

Duh. This is the Internet and bay_estrian is a NFL GM, brain surgeon and has more money than Bill Gates.

On behalf of Philly Eagles fans, thank you!

A Puig I’d like to poke.

No. No, he’s not.

The IOC gets 10% of the haul in every hold up.

One can never use the word “tool” enough when discussing Tim Tebow

Beautiful summary! I promise to help you when these leftist commies try and attack you and you rational ideas.

He should donate the million to charity or a small university - he’d get far more respect in the community and feel better about himself while appearing way less douchey.

And I thought watching white guys dance was embarrassing.

Chinese folks reporting on shoddy construction and poorly made and assembled goods is rich.

Seeing Hillary in a Cubs hat makes me wish I were a Sox fan

Good to see that even rich guys will still swing by their local Fantastic Sam’s for a quick wash and cut.

Ray Ray isn't gonna be happy about this. Let's hope he doesn't go out and do something crazy like stab someone.

After reading many of these replies I can see we are turning into a country full of pacifists that can be trained into becoming tolerant of almost anything.

I guess this isn’t a good time to have another vote on re-erecting the Paterno statue?

While this guy is clearly an idiot, what about the 165 much, much, much bigger idiots that are following him on Twitter?

Maybe the first time in history where playing “just the tip” had unintended consequences.

I used to like Jones when he was an up and comer that most people hadn’t heard of.