Needs more forward control:

Patti Engineering rents their trucks there. Why don't you? Pussy.

Bitches in Jeeps think they are Barbie! I'm trying to sell my 1997 TJ Jeep right now and after the last stupid " Barbie " test drove it no more drives! Chick was constantly speeding.....fucked up the zipper on the side window and then dumped the clutch after parking it almost hitting another parked car.

If he's retired, he has some time on his hands. Some people enjoy traveling, golfing, spending time with the grand kids... He likes to feel the warm glow from computer screens and take pics of top secret planes.

I really enjoyed reading this. It was well written, and struck a good balance between depth and length. A nice way to start my Sunday. Thanks, Michael.

In his defense, it's hard to drive when you're pixelated.

I'd be down with that.

510 HP inline five?!!

So I'm curious Deadspin, why did you choose to block out the woman's face, but show the guys? If she is willing to post that shit online, then she should be woman enough to own up to it. I wouldn't care about most of it, but when someone works at a school and you call them a borderline pedophile, with no real proof,…

It wouldn't be terrible if the comment section wasn't so fucking terrible

PERIODS. Learn what they are and use them.

To Ferrari.....think about it...I'm just saying......might not be a bad idea.

you were Reich to be surprised

I can't see the type of person who would buy this. I looks like a the worlds nicest Kia Rondo.

How is this not grossly cheapening the brand?

"Um... Hey mom, can I borrow the truck?"

Signed: Ratan Tata and the other Indian owners of the 'British' Jaguar.

My dad never taught me how to do donuts. but on the other hand he always looked the other way when his car came home with mysterous dirt on the sides

2 series pickup? I would buy this. Provided it didnt cost as much as a fullsize pickup.. any number cheaper then a Colorado, and its sold.