Indians over Marlins in the 1997 World Series. No ripple effect, no larger theme; you don’t give a shit. But I do. Do it for me (and José Mesa).

Pictured: Tasteful palette as defined by Rex Ryan.

But that’s just it, some people do care. I’m going to guess that those $300 shoes look a lot better (to most) than the $30 shoes. Both are fine in their own right but some people would rather spend the extra money for the style.

I cannot wait for Trump to lose the presidential election. Crying Jordan will be tweeted at him 31 million times. Trump and CJ were made for each other.

This is better: