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Hear hear. Joe Montana once uttered the sentence “I’ll be upstairs masturbating” on Saturday Night Live. Fuck him for throwing The Catch (and fuck me for being a Cowboys fan) but the man was not above having a little fun and a little self-awareness.

Check them out before they get taken down.

I said this elsewhere, and I’m no Joe Buck fan, but at least he had the good sense to shut the fuck up after Jose Altuve’s home run. That is not a common occurrence in big sports moments on TV.

Clearly Howie’s leg couldn’t hold up to the strain of carrying that huge melon around the ice.

Oh, god. Whatever you do, don’t read the comments below the story in the Houston Chronicle. Jesus fucking Christ on a popsicle stick. At least the Chronicle doesn’t dispute the facts of the story. The commenters, on the other hand, fuck me.

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don’t want Gase to fully lose his mind, throw himself on the field and try to snort the yard lines...

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I think the Washington Generals could probably give the Patriots a better run. At the very least, they could make it entertaining.

Great, now I have an image of Belichick making out with a passed out Darnold for thirty seconds and then smiling evilly as he finishes.

The No Fun League can do stupid things like this fashion policing, but the teams look good on TV. Same can’t be said for baseball, where most players wear pants 4 inches too long and look like slobs, save for the oddball with his socks over his pant legs (which should be required of every player, it still looks

The dickhead was an investment banker. If he was good at it, he’s probably a borderline sociopath (I should know, having never taken any science classes.) He doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone or anything but himself and whatever databases he masturbates over at night.

They could easily do a weekly home-and-home to balance the variance. They choose not too (for excitement!).

Hear hear. Say what you will about Joe Buck, but he knew to shut the fuck up for about two minutes after Altuve’s home run.

Imagine if the owners of the Premier League’s biggest clubs thought they could get away with instituting an American-style playoff system culminating in an English Premier League Super Bowl Championship Sunday Awesome Game.

De Blasio wasn’t just throwing out a first pitch. He was auditioning for the live action Beavis & Butthead movie. He wants the Beavis role, but he’s just happy to play wherever the director needs him.

You’ll see a yellow line across the back of the outfield in every park. In a normal one, it’ll just be on the top of the outfield wall. Ball goes over that, home run. In some odd-shaped parks like Houston’s, the yellow line just kind of makes its way across the back of the outfield in whatever way they fancy,

+1 awful joke that I never fail to laugh at because I am an awful person.

Lieutenant Colonel Jason Rossi, 595th Strategic Communications Squadron commander, told C4isrnet the SACCS is upgrading to a “highly-secure solid state digital storage solution...

A lot of really strange shit went on during the Cold War just because someone worried that the Soviets were or might be doing it too, and we didn’t want to risk falling behind.

All of that was done in the belief that the flourishing of a market economy would lead to political reforms, and an improvement in human rights, and perhaps the start of democracy.