Rocky Bleier
American Hero

You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?

It’s generally a fantastic idea for any Embiid-shaped tennis player to loiter at the net

Uh...Nike is worried that randos will come up to their athletes and rub ointment on them?

it would be nice to also write about the actual sport.

Did they have to announce the suspension DURING the World Championships.

That said- if the community college kids don’t work out I’ll have to start recruiting street hustlers. Not looking forward to that...

But I can’t get my dick up for my fat wife or my secretary.

Officials have been giving Real Madrid phantom goals for years. This just continues the trend. Sergio Ramos, the worst defender who’s ever been called a good defender, seems to have magical powers that make referees award RM goals they haven’t earned.

for years and years they’ve been used to being able to coast through matchups like that because Ronaldo would always find a way to do something was given offside goal after offside goal to wave RM through to the next round.

Authentic Brands Group sounds like an evil organization that meddles in other countries’ elections.

I still have a collection of my favorite ‘70s issues somewhere. For some stupid reason I tossed the ‘72 Olympics issues (oh, the history) and kept a bunch of stupid football ones. Whatever. SI died the day I couldn’t turn the pages anymore on the Cheryl Tiegs issue. No idea how that happened.

The thought is that we’ll all be richer in the future and that the market will innovate over time to clean up the carbon mess before it gets out of hand.

Yeah, us. Rockets fans.

watching some guy slowly dribble a ball at the top of the arc for 18 seconds then trying to draw a foul is horrible basketball.

Hell yeah. I look forward to the Deadspin hate of Harden & the Rockets again this season. It only makes us stronger, or something. Ideally, strong enough to get to the fucking Finals this season. Bring on the hate!

And the old Ranger’s stadium was a pit when The Ballpark was built (figuratively and literally; the field was below ground level).

More importantly, if this is such a big deal for the Rangers, why can’t they pay for it?

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