What did the man just say?

If he works the equations hard enough, he can transform that gangrene into something positive.

A friend of a friend used a spoon to dig shit out of his ass because he was constipated from his heroin addiction. So, yeah, there are other things than cereal on which to use a spoon.

I assume Marcelo’s neck injury is due to whiplash from watching his teammates run up & down the field.

If you were wondering if the 6-foot-3 teen’s size, strength, and skills would carry over when pitted against adults, the answer is a resounding yes.

I think experts might tell you that there’s more to a lightning strike than the actual bolt. All the energy released has to go somewhere, radiate outward or something. Fuck if I know. But I prefer your conspiracy theory. It’s much more entertaining!

MATS has won the Champions League with Barcelona, La Liga four out of five years, Copa del Rey four out of five years. So you’re way off if you think Neuer trails way behind in experience. And MATS plays in an actually competitive league, where other clubs regularly win Champions Leagues and Europa Leagues.

Great write-up.

You’d think being exposed on the Simpsons would’ve made it harder for Dr. Rivera to achieve gainful employment.

+1 lightning truther

+1 worldwide child abuse scandal
-1 improper use of comma
+1 understandable considering horrifying implications of comment

You’d think this would be covered on Orientation Day.

Hey man, we all make little mistakes here and there. Yours was reading comprehension. Vazquez’s was pedophilia. Comme ci comme ça.

Makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop.

He’s not Rapaport.

Without having immediate exposure to the job, most people probably don’t appreciate what a long and taxing job it is to cover sports, especially one like tennis where a tournament day can begin at noon and go on for 12 hours. Having onsite amenities just makes doing your actual job so much easier. “You scratch my…

This may be reading too much in to it, but it is interesting to me that Neuer describes MATS as a “good” keeper before listing Trapp and Leno as “great” keepers.

At what point does the (woke, anglo) press stop saying “ooh, racist thing happens again in Italy” to saying: “we’re not covering Serie A until the league makes some headway making this go away”?

Biden is just the latest in a depressingly-long run of Democratic candidates designed to reach across the aisle rather than to mobilize a liberal base. It’s been a really shitty strategy, both in terms of political success and policy success, for a really long time.

Biden would be much more flexible to seeing the issues that he’s out of date on. He would also be more then willing to bend to the progressive wing of the party as a means to survival.