Is there a chance he pulled a Boris Johnson, playing the fool while actually playing everyone?

They make a killer bunker, too.

Doesn’t speak well to American US Open crowds that cheer double-faults.

Maybe, but then everyone probably would’ve just shown up late, plus we wouldn’t have been treated to a surly, late-night crowd enjoying Bencic’s meltdown. Meltdowns are brutal, but nobody enjoys finding humor in the misfortune of others like a US Open crowd.

They’ll also for the pedophile for Senate.

Tom, I served with Harry Kalas. I knew Harry Kalas. Harry Kalas was a friend of mine. Tom McCarthy, you’re no Harry Kalas. 

And the encroaching extinction event that will end humanity will be rightly celebrated.

The fingers are coming from inside the butt.

I would murder any ten of you, gruesomely and right this instant, to have that life.

Probably all kabuki theater designed to fool Neymar into thinking that all parties were seriously, no really Neymar, we’re totally serious, trying to send him back to Barcelona.

Poor Maxi Lopez. On the bright side, he no longer has to see posts of his kids being fathered by someone not their father while cavorting around Milan.

poo poo > poo > poop

4 - Why on earth does every actor think they should also be a musician.

Chris D’elia...He is the Trevor Bauer of the standup world

Schreiber said he had already donated to the GoFundMe set up to assist the Numata family with medical and travel bills.

I am neither plus-size nor a woman.

Gee, I don’t know. It’s almost like people have different reactions to being asked to leave a party. Maybe you don’t get homicidal. That doesn’t mean everybody has to not get homicidal.

I could almost, almost keep an emotional distance from this tragedy, but seeing the photo of the three family members he lost, well, I didn’t plan on crying today.

You don’t know me but you don’t like me?