They make a killer bunker, too.

He’s a fat racist sack of shit

Doesn’t speak well to American US Open crowds that cheer double-faults.

Maybe, but then everyone probably would’ve just shown up late, plus we wouldn’t have been treated to a surly, late-night crowd enjoying Bencic’s meltdown. Meltdowns are brutal, but nobody enjoys finding humor in the misfortune of others like a US Open crowd.

They’ll also for the pedophile for Senate.

Tom, I served with Harry Kalas. I knew Harry Kalas. Harry Kalas was a friend of mine. Tom McCarthy, you’re no Harry Kalas. 

And the encroaching extinction event that will end humanity will be rightly celebrated.

The fingers are coming from inside the butt.

I would murder any ten of you, gruesomely and right this instant, to have that life.

Just the sheer number of missing words in blog posts drives me up the fucking wall. I get that they probably fired every editor, but just a quick re-read before hitting Post would rectify a lot of these problems.

I take the pigeon, dismember it, rearrange all its parts, stitch it back together and then tape my letter and the correct one-time pad to its little leg pouch and send it off.

I also know how to use right-hand scissors.

And those of us who are a little right- and a little left-handed will be the chimeras who transcend the eloi/morlock divide.

Probably all kabuki theater designed to fool Neymar into thinking that all parties were seriously, no really Neymar, we’re totally serious, trying to send him back to Barcelona.

Poor Maxi Lopez. On the bright side, he no longer has to see posts of his kids being fathered by someone not their father while cavorting around Milan.

poo poo > poo > poop

4 - Why on earth does every actor think they should also be a musician.

Chris D’elia...He is the Trevor Bauer of the standup world

And you’re saying these felons deserve to get paid for learning something that improves their future income stream?

Schreiber said he had already donated to the GoFundMe set up to assist the Numata family with medical and travel bills.