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Probably all kabuki theater designed to fool Neymar into thinking that all parties were seriously, no really Neymar, we’re totally serious, trying to send him back to Barcelona.

Poor Maxi Lopez. On the bright side, he no longer has to see posts of his kids being fathered by someone not their father while cavorting around Milan.

poo poo > poo > poop

4 - Why on earth does every actor think they should also be a musician.

Chris D’elia...He is the Trevor Bauer of the standup world

Schreiber said he had already donated to the GoFundMe set up to assist the Numata family with medical and travel bills.

I am neither plus-size nor a woman.

Gee, I don’t know. It’s almost like people have different reactions to being asked to leave a party. Maybe you don’t get homicidal. That doesn’t mean everybody has to not get homicidal.

I could almost, almost keep an emotional distance from this tragedy, but seeing the photo of the three family members he lost, well, I didn’t plan on crying today.

You don’t know me but you don’t like me?

I love Simona Halep, and fuck me for looking at Deadspin before watching the match (whoops,) but goddamn if I don’t love some serve and volley.

So by that logic, those blue states that give more to the federal government than they get back can go ahead and take over the red states that take more from the feds than they give.

I think most reasonable people would easily confuse Adam Seltzer

he’s an RSS feed capable of making a phone call

he’s an RSS feed capable of making a phone call

That this league doesn’t license clubs so that they can’t start a season without financial proof that they can make it through the season is beyond belief.

Think of an Eagles fan, and then imagine he had an incredibly fucked up childhood.

My blockers show 98 requests/trackers blocked on this one page. Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick.

He’s just mad that his colleagues know how to use apostrophes properly.